Methos sprawled indolently in the lounger by the pool, sipping a beer. An occasional chuckle escaping his lips, as he relived the escapades of earlier that afternoon.
Ah, yes, he thought, those CDC'ers have such wicked imaginations. Such an elaborate plan just to see Connor naked! The look on Connor's face as he missed that last goal had been priceless and was something he'd savor for quite a while. And those bagpipes! Brilliant idea, Duncan.
Still chuckling, he failed to hear the soft footsteps and the quiet voice calling his name.
The voice grew a bit louder. "Methos. Oh, Meee-thoooos..."
One eye cracked open as he twisted his head to the side, meeting the twinkling gaze of one of the girls. "Something wrong?"
"No, it's just your turn to pay up on the bet."
Beer spewed everywhere as he jerked upright, sputtering and gasping for air.
"Eeeeww...I didn't ask for a beer shower." complained the girl caught in the crossfire.
"What do you mean, my turn to pay up?!? That whole thing was set up for Connor!"
"Yes, yes it was. But you're the one who said, and I quote, 'Losing team has to do whatever the other team wants.'"
"But...but..I helped you win. I was in on it. Wasn't for me missing that easy goal, it never would have happened!"
"Welshing on a bet, old man?" chimed in another voice from his other side.
Methos' head whipped around and for the first time he noticed that almost the entire clan was gathered around his chair. This did not bode well.
"Now, ladies, and I use the term loosely, let's be reasonable-"
"We are. You lost, you pay."
"But I don't know how to play the bagpipes!"
"Who said anything about bagpipes?" giggled one of them.
He definitely did NOT like the sound of that. "Really, ladies, this has all been highly amusing and everything, but I am not-"
"Methos, either you come quietly or we'll be forced to use this."remarked another one as she dangled that infernal collar from her fingertips.
"I'd do it if I were you. They mean business" interjected Duncan from somewhere behind him. "Remember the last time they used it?"
Methos shuddered, reflexively massaging his throat in rememberance. No, he didn't want to repeat that experience anytime soon. Sighing heavily, he resigned himself to his fate. "Bloody hell, fine! What is it I have to do?" he groused sourly.
Connor's infamous laugh rang out. "Heh-heh-heh"
LATER THAT NIGHT
"Oh, slave boy...I'm feeling a mite parched over here", said a languid voice.
"And I seem to have no grapes." pouted another one.
"And I have an itch right here." snickered another as she pointed at her nose.
Methos sighed as he picked up the carafe of wine, leaning over to pour it into the upheld glass. He grimaced as a hand snaked up his leg, pinching him playfully.
"Did you have to make this blasted toga so bloody SHORT? I can feel a draft across-"
Feminine giggles of delight sounded. "That's not a draft, dear boy, that's us checking out the equipment."
"Bloody hell." Methos muttered as yet another hand made its way up and under.
"Nose still itching here."
"Still no grapes."
Tugging the brief toga down in a futile effort to cover himself, Methos reached across the reclining body in an effort to reach the offending itch.
"Nice assets." chuckled a male voice.
Methos twisted around, evading yet another groping hand. "I suppose this was your idea, Connor?" he sniped, gesturing at the toga that barely covered his chest and covered even less below the waist.
Connor laughed. "Wish I could take the credit, but, no, wasn't my idea. All theirs. Seems we both fell into their carefully laid trap. Course, I suppose you got the tougher end of the deal, since you made the mistake of conspiring with them."
"Never again. So when does the rest of my *team* pay up?"
"Oh, Duncan and Richie already extracted payment," piped up one of the sibs. "Didn't you notice they're not around?"
"Still no grapes here."
Methos dropped a grape into the waiting mouth. "You realize of course, it's just a myth about being hand-fed grapes by a slave? I can remember one time.."
And while Methos reminisced, the giggling, groping and merriment continued into the night.
lahoffyCDC
July 2001
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Bad Day In Building "L"
It was a horrible day. lahoffy recited the litany from her childhood as she climbed the stairs, groping for her keys in her purse as she said it: "It was a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day."
Clink, she dropped the keys and had to retrieve them. "Just one more event to add to the mix," she muttered through clenched teeth. "Work was a pain, my co-workers are cranky and bickering with everyone else over nothing, my photo albums crashed this week and gave me ulcers until they miraculously came back ... and I checked the board and MacNair accused me of not being Angelic! I thought she was on MY side!"
Fumble-fumble at the door and lahoffy propped her foot against the frame, swinging her purse around one shoulder and getting ready to block the entrance. This was the standard "door-opening procedure" when she had a few ambitious cats who would try to escape out the door the instant it was open three inches!
No cats.
None.
Nada, zilch, zip.
No cats? WHERE'S my cats!?" her mental demons spoke in alarm.
She peered into the room. No balls of fluff. No yowls of alarm from behind any doors that had inadvertently closed, no piles of fur in her favorite chair. They weren't even plopped on top of her WebTV keyboard.
She was partway into the room, alarm-bells ringing stridently in her head, panic for her pets descending quickly--when she noticed something amiss.
No, not missing.
Amiss.
No, not a "miss", either.
Long dark hair that curled slightly around his bare shoulders, a soft cotton tank top and loose white pants. Duncan was sitting curled up, arms around one knee, on the width of the ledge near the window. The frond of one plant rested atop his head and he was so still, that it never even wavered. He was barefoot and the look in his eyes was warm ... calm ... tranquil.
Definitely not a "miss." I think my heart skipped a beat.
"I heard you had a bad day, lahoffy, I came to make it better." The honey voice was shot through with layers of baritone and they simply faded away while she listened to their echo.
"Cats."
"Cats?"
"Did you let my cats escape?"
He blinked, still unmoving, looking ever so much like a great feline in her window himself. "No, they're in the kitchen eating a can of tuna."
"Oh."
"Are you going to shut the door?"
"Mmmm-mmmm," lahoffy purred. Maybe today wasn't so bad after all. And perhaps MacNair had been right all along.
Perhaps.
MacNairCDC
July 18, 2001
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