Connor MacLeod turned over abruptly, jarring the entire bed as he did so. Why did he always do this to himself? he thought dourly. He hadn't gotten any sleep practically the entire night ... it didn't help that he had gone to bed at two AM to start with. He positively HAD to start remembering to put this young man on the couch!
Duncan, one arm thrown across the tops of both pillows, snored on noisily beside him, completely unaware that the elder MacLeod had jostled him. His hair was loose and tangled around his chin. He smacked his mouth and turned over a bit -- right against Connor's back and continued his cacophony.
The older Highlander groaned and pulled the blankets more tightly around his head, practically disappearing inside them. It was going to be a long night.
"Daddy?"
The plaintive voice held tears right from the start and Duncan raised his head from the burrow of covers and gazed about for the small voice. His brain was fuzzy and his mouth felt worse from too much whisky and cards last night. The clock said six AM, far too early for anything sensible to be up. He looked towards the door of the bedroom and placed the child immediately.
"Daddy? The Tooth Fairy forgot my tooth last night." John MacLeod, a whole five years old with great dark eyes and rumpled hair, stood at the doorway of the room. He was obviously in distress.
Duncan looked sidelong immediately for the 'daddy' in question and met the calm blue eyes of the older Scot.
"John," he said without hesitation. "Did you write her a note? You know she doesn't act until you write her a little note..."
"Oh." A moments pause. "I forgot."
"Better go do it now."
"Okay," and the boy scuffled his bare feet away.
The comforter rose straight up in the air, tossed by both immortals as they simultaneously exited the bed. When it settled again, the mattress was empty. Connor seized a handful of change from the dresser in passing and barreled out the door, stark naked and on direct course for the kitchen.
Duncan, who always slept more sensibly in his shorts, followed his comrade's leading ... grinning at the image of the pale figure that led the way. If the neighbors were up and looking out, what a sight they would catch! It was enough to leave him laughing in the hallway.
Connor slapped the change on the kitchen counter and swung open the nearest cupboard. Duncan watched, mystified, as his clansman seized the sugar bowl and sprinkled a generous dollop of the crystals over change and countertop.
"Footprints," he ordered at the foolishly grinning younger Scot.
"What?"
"Footprints. Put footprints in the sugar, you idiot!" Connor was stuffing the bowl back in the crowded cupboard.
Duncan stood staring at the wash of glittery sugar, at a complete loss as to what Connor wanted. He was still trying to figure it out when his kinsman swung around.
"Duncan? Oh, hell, I'll do it myself!" He reached his fingertips and dotted them through the sugar in a meandering trail away from the change. "Now. Back to bed!"
Silent as immortals on a hunt, they stole back downstairs and reentered the bedroom -- one of them, the darker of the two, had his hand clapped over his mouth and was nearly strangling with laughter. He tunneled beneath the covers and gave vent to the hysterics that swiftly descended on him.
Connor rested his head on one arm nonchalantly just as his son rounded the corner into the room again.
"I wrote the note, dad!" he said excitedly.
"Let's see it," the man in question returned gently. Duncan must have stuffed all of his fingers in his mouth -- he was making even stranger noises now then last night in his sleep. The little boy seemed not to notice.
"Deer 2 fery. Thank u for tacing my 2" read the scrawl. Connor decided he had better work on his son's spelling more. "That's good, John. Why don't you look around upstairs and see if she came now that you've written her. You know she wouldn't go in your room if you were awake in there..."
The boy excitedly ran off. Duncan was howling under the blanket as soon as the footsteps thudded up the stairs. Connor ignored him and put on a pair of jeans. He had to pick through his drawer for a shirt that was reasonably wrinkle free. From upstairs came the ecstatic yells of a delighted child.
"Footprints? But fairies are suppose to fly," snickered Duncan.
"If they fly when they're sprinkling magic dust then they sneeze for a half hour. They have to walk out."
Duncan was certainly going to choke himself to death laughing. The tears leaked from the corner of his eyes.
"I can tell you're not very practiced with this, Duncan," said Connor dryly. He tossed a pair of sweats in his friend's merry face. "You're not a very good Tooth Fairy. And don't forget to snatch that tooth off his dresser before you come upstairs, either!"
"I thought Tooth Fairies were more ... you know ... more voluptuous!" and Duncan roared with laughter, folded over the pillows.
The older Highlander did not deign to answer. He just walked out the door. Duncan wondered if it was possible to crack a rib without having a fight first! He was almost certain he was going to find out when Connor peeked back into the room and said "Bippity Boppity Boop!" at him before disappearing again.
MacNair
10/26/00
Psst! I don't know WHICH muse to blame this on, but I'm sure somebody is guilty!
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