Seasoned Immortals
Lahoffy notes: MacNair frued this picture and it went downhill from there...
Vidalia
Think Connor grabbed that outfit because of the cinnamon oil?
*weg*
pacemCDC
Or the blue feather duster??
>gigggggle<
Vidalia
*rolled her eyes at V and MacNair anointing the elder highlander*
*Catching Pacem's eye she gestured with the blue feather duster*
Duncan had just returned from the kitchen with 2 of MacNair's large wine glasses filled with the now chilled Merlot.
pacemCDC~~OO~~
you mean those really, REALLLY big wine glasses!!????
Vidalia
"That's the ones....they each hold 1/2 a bottle." *grinning* "Doesn't Duncan look nice bringing them to us?"
*wiggles the feather duster temptingly at Pacem*
pacemCDC
Oh dearie! I gotta stick to Diet Pepsi or you will be sweeping me up off the floor tomorrow!
Now the feather duster, I'll try.
Well, just one feather~~~I seem to remember that working for Amanda.
*bg*
Vidalia
*Grabs a diet pepsi and tosses it to Pacem--along with one long very blue, very soft feather from the feather duster.*
pacemCDC
"heh heh heh. Come here, Duncan!" she purred.
*weg*
Vidalia
*Duncan peered uneasily ... at pacem's smiling face and the blue feather dancing from her fingers*
"Pacem, he warned backing up very slowly only to back straight into Vidalia's out stretched arms."
pacemCDC
!!!good catch!!!!
*hands feather to Vidalia*
"You go, girl!"
Vidalia
*Caught Pacem's blue feather and was aiming for the Highlander's arm when he slipped from her grasp ...*
pacemCDC~giggling again~
"Okay----who greased that Scot??? Which way did he go, Vidalia??"
Vidalia
"To the pool,"Vidalia shouted, brandishing the feather duster like a sword. "After him!"
pacemCDC
*grabbing my lion king floatie and jumping in!*
"!!!hey!!! There's no Duncan in here?"
???
"Alright whose turn was it to watch V???
Vidalia
*Grabs her red f150 floaty and joined pacem in the pool*
Duncan peers from behind lahoffy's lounger hoping for an escape.
Vidalia taps Pacem's shoulder, "MacNair has Vidalia. They have been seasoning Connor."
lahoffyCDC
"ummm..Duncan?" lahoffy whispers. "You can't hide behind me forever. That pool looks just way too inviting. Besides...I want to catch some of those M&M's that Connor and Methos are lobbing at sheeza!"
Vidalia
*Vidalia called out for lahoffy to join them in the pool*
Richie was tickling the toes of the two women as he swam along the bottom of the pool sucking up the M&M's that Methos was lobbing at Sheeza.
pacemCDC
[first an aside: what is an fl 50 floatie--just in case I have to identify you to the FBI??]
"Whew`that was good news about V!
Now, then, on with the story..............
Vidalia crooks her finger in Duncan's direction and then gives him the peace sign.
Just then Richie does a cannonball into the pool knocking both girls off their floaties!!!
`splash`
Vidalia
First, a red F150 is the type of truck I drive! *g* and the FBI has tried and failed where I'm concerned.
"Watch out for Richie--he's diving for the green M&M's!" Vidalia warned
pacemCDC
>snicker<
Okay----this is my story: I saw nothin' and I know nothin' and !!!!Richie!!!! is diving for:
"come on up and see me some time" green m&ms?????
Oh no!!!
Vidalia
Vidalia grins at Pacem's distress about Richie and the green M&M's.
"Look at it this way; it won't kill him and it keeps him out of trouble for the moment!"
DeniseCDC from Kansas City
Hi Vidalia!
Par-TAY, Par-TAY!!! Did you unlatch V's door?
"V"
*saunters in with Vidalia's Ray Bans on*
*looking around expectantly*
"Hey Denise! Is he here yet? Is he? Ok, *just* where is he!"
DeniseCDC from Kansas City
Great look V!
Just which are we stalk ... err ... talking about? You know the motto around here, there will never be just one....
"V"
*Slids glasses down her nose*
"Connor of course," she answers with a wikkid laugh, "I have always enjoyed the company of a more *seasoned* man."
*Looking over at Denise* "But I think the others are workable don't you?"
MacNairCDC
Bwahaahaaahaaaaaa!!!!
How FUNNY!
A more seasoned man.
"Hey, who tossed this cinnamon oil on me?"
"Mmmmmm, just ri-i-ight," murmurs a tell-tale voice behind him.
"V"
*crept quietly up behind Connor pursing her lips blew gently on the area of his flesh covered by the cinnamon oil which immediately began to warm against his skin*
"Nice shot, MacNair," V called over Connor's shoulder, almost falling into a fit of the giggles when the elder Highlander's eyes widen at the sensation of the oil s-l-o-w-l-y running down his spine.
MacNair, following where V leads....
"Hmmm, mustn't let that get those new Speedos," whispered another voice. A kiss planted itself ever-so-gently at the base of his spine and stopped the trickle.
"What is this? Immortal torture night?" asked Connor.
"Well SEASONED, is the word you're after--and you're not hot enough yet."
"V"
*watches in wonder as goose bumps run across Connor's heated flesh. Unable to resist she blows gently on the side of his neck*
*peering down at MacNair she gives her a half smile*
"He calls *this* torture," she chuckled, and another drop trailed down his torso.
MacNairCDC
"Oh, my favorite spot," said lahoffy, breezing by on her way to get some soda and snacks.
"Mine too," growled Connor, becoming seriously interested in where that cinnamon oil was going.
"Bingo!" And lahoffy swooped down and slur-r-rped the droplets out of his navel.
Connor was so startled by her quick movement that he flinched, ticklish. "WHA--?" protested Connor.
"Gotcha!" giggled lahoffy.
lynnanncdc
bingo?
I think someone put MacNair back together in the wrong order.
"V"
Connor's skin was beginning to turn such and interesting shade of pink. V glanced over at MacNair, "Pool time?"
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MacNairCDC
"Definately 'Pool Time' V, dear!" smugly said MacNair. "Let's take snacks with us, too!"
"Wait!" protested Connor. "You can't just tantalize me like this and then just ... go away!"
"Oh, yes we can. You need to marinate a bit," chuckled V. She slipped an arm through her fellow conspirator and the two headed towards the snack table.
"V"
As MacNair and V were making their way out of the kitchen to the pool they were almost knocked down by a frantic Duncan racing by them. Looking back, the two saw Vidalia and Pacem close behind him brandishing two blue feather dusters. They were both hot on the heel of the fleeing Highlander!
V turns an eye to MacNair after her good twin blazes by them, "And she's says I'm evil. Think Connor's going to let us get away with the oil thing?" V inquired interestingly of MacNair.
MacNair--laughing!
"Hmmmm...I think we should stand real still and just ... watch," said MacNair sidelong to V. So they did just that, hips perched on the corner of the snack table and chocolate dipped pretzels sticks in one hand.
Duncan circled the Jacuzzi and headed for someone he knew would be a safe haven to hide behind. Heck, if he could just lead pacem and Vidalia to him, they'd get caught in his intense gaze and all of Duncan sweet tormenting worries would be over! He raced straight for Connor MacLeod---
---and forgot he was greased!
He grabbed his kinsman by one arm and Connor grabbed back--they both slid right through the grip and ended up a tangle of Highlanders beside the pool!
"Pretzels," said V.
"Needs chocolate," added MacNair.
"We can add chocolate to the seasonings."
"And now we have help." pacem and Vidalia were circling the duo on the ground with their feathers.
"V"
*Reaching back behind the huge bowl filled with potato chips V grabbed the two squeeze bottles filled with chocolate sauce, and just for grins and giggles she also swiped the can of whip cream.
Turning she tossed one of the chocolate bottles to MacNair who deftly caught it. Together the women approached the tangled mass of greased limbs from the north as Vidalia and Pacem converged on them from the south with their feather dusters quivering!
MacNairCDC
"Well now, *this* should be worth watching," announced Methos to no one in particular. I'm glad I brought out this camcorder tonight he thought as he snapped open the shutter and hit the Record button.
What The Camcorder Heard